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Edited on 2008-03-11 16:17:23 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).

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Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus


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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).
Parasaurolophus - Pararara...er...pasararra...er...paralopha....damnit!




Edited on 2008-03-11 14:09:49 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Brachiosaurus


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Brachiosaurus - I like cows.



Edited on 2008-03-11 11:43:36 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Thecodontosaurus

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Thecodontosaurus - The "Bristol Dinosaur"



Edited on 2008-03-10 20:54:55 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Velociraptor - Door-opening badass, or silly little turkey-looking thing? Let SCIENCE decide...

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Apatosaurus - Anyone who calls it a brontosaurus is deserving of nothing but scorn.
Maiasaura - A good mother, apparently. It all gets very "Norman Bates" from here.
Mamenchisaurus - Long necks suggest a very deep throat if you know what I mean..
Oviraptor - How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, fertilised, or STOLEN?!?
Styracosaurus - Triceratops two - the baddening
Utahraptor - As seen in "Jurassic Park"
Velociraptor - As completely not seen in Jurassic Park




Edited on 2008-03-10 20:52:49 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Compsognathus


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Compsognathus - Wait, dinosaurs are supposed to be big, right? What IS this crap!?!



Edited on 2007-12-05 11:31:59 by TheAdmin [Cheeky fuckin' *bump* here, because it got knocked off the main page by spam]

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DINOSAURS



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DINOSAURS





Edited on 2007-11-25 16:09:23 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. It is thought they were destroyed by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It may be, however, that one group of dinosaurs survived to the present day and that these theropods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. It is thought they were destroyed by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It may be, however, that one group of dinosaurs survived to the present day and that these therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.



Edited on 2007-11-25 12:37:56 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).

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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).



Edited on 2007-11-24 18:23:45 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).

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Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).



Edited on 2007-11-24 17:58:44 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Iguanadon - Is it a thumb, is it a horn... OH GOD MY EYES!!!

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Iguanadon - Is it a thumb, is it a toe... OH GOD MY EYES!!!



Edited on 2007-11-24 17:55:18 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Mamenchisaurus - Long necks suggest a very deep throat if you know what I mean..

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Mamenchisaurus - Long necks suggest good "storage capacity" if you know what I mean..



Edited on 2007-11-24 17:53:00 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. It is thought they were destroyed by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It may be, however, that one group of dinosaurs survived to the present day and that these therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. Sadly, the dinosaurs were all destroyed by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It is thought that one group of dinosaurs survived to present day, and that the therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.



Edited on 2007-11-24 17:52:05 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. Sadly, the dinosaurs were all destroyed by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It is thought that one group of dinosaurs survived to present day, and that the therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.

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Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. It is thought that the dinosaurs were wiped out by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It is thought that one group of dinosaurs survived to present day, and that the therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.



Edited on 2007-11-24 17:24:02 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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DINOSAURS



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DINOSAURS





Edited on 2007-11-24 17:23:01 by IgorsWarpedBrain

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DINOSAURS




Dinosaurs, named after some ancient Greek or Latin words meaning "Terrible Lizard", were an order of lifeforms that walked this Earth between 250-65 million years ago. They encompassed a very large range of shapes and sizes, and occupied most ecological niches of their day. Despite the extensive evidence contained in the fossil records, surprisingly little is actually known about these creatures, many of which were the largest land-based animals the world has ever given rise to. Nonetheless, since their discovery in the 18th century they have captured the imaginations of people all over the world and from all walks of life. This is very apparent when it comes to the incredible imagery associated with the names many of them have been given, such as Triceratops (meaning "three horned face"), Thecodontosaurus (meaning "socket toothed lizard"), and the ultra creative Psittacosaurus (meaning "Parrot Lizard", because it looked a bit like a parrot and a bit like a lizard).

Dinosaurs
A chart showing the relative sizes of some dinosaurs, and which era they lived in. Woot.


Unfortunately, most of the dinosaurs were wiped out millions of years before the human species evolved, so the possibility of riding an ankylosaurus into battle is extremely remote. It is thought that the dinosaurs were wiped out by a large meteor strike that occurred at the end of the Cretacious period around 65 million years ago, wiping out a very large percentage of all life on Earth like some rather wet Bruce Willis film. It is thought that one group of dinosaurs survived to present day, and that the therapods gradually evolved into what we now know as birds. If this is the case, it means that every time you scrape your windshield clean, you're actually wiping dinosaur feces off your car. Given the high value of fossilised dinosaur feces these days, this could be construed as rather wasteful. Happily, it also means we can say with absolute certainty that dinosaurs tasted exactly like chicken.

AWESOME!Did a meteorite strike kill the dinosaurs? Yes. Yes it did.



Dinosaur Pages


For information on a specific species of dinosaur, feel free to browse through some of the pages below. There's not much up yet, but more will be coming soon!


A


Ankylosaurus


T


Triceratops
Tyrannosaurus Rex


Coming Soon


Allosaurus - 'Allo Allosaurus! - a sitcom set in nazi occupied France, 65 million years ago.
Apatosaurus - Anyone who calls it a brontosaurus is deserving of nothing but scorn.
Brachiosaurus - I like cows.
Compsognathus - Wait, dinosaurs are supposed to be big, right? What IS this crap!?!
Deinonychus - Raptors for real people.
Dilophosaurus - No spitting, no frills. Bigger than they were in Jurassic Park. Your illusions will die here.
Diplodocus - Tastes like Big.
Iguanadon - Is it a thumb, is it a toe... OH GOD MY EYES!!!
Maiasaura - A good mother, apparently. It all gets very "Norman Bates" from here.
Mamenchisaurus - Long necks suggest good "storage capacity" if you know what I mean..
Oviraptor - How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, fertilised, or STOLEN?!?
Parasaurolophus - Pararara...er...pasararra...er...paralopha....damnit!
Stegosaurus - Like spikes? Like useless plates? Like Stegosaurus.
Styracosaurus - Triceratops two - the baddening
Thecodontosaurus - The "Bristol Dinosaur"
Utahraptor - As seen in "Jurassic Park"
Velociraptor - As completely not seen in Jurassic Park





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