Most recent edit on 2007-11-18 16:18:27 by TheAdmin
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It happens to the best of us. We all get ill. And unless you’re willing to live in a bubble, there isn’t much you can do about it. So assuming no precautions have been taking, and you are bed ridden, you’ll want to do something about it. Being ill sucks, after all. Here’s my guide to getting better. Soon.
The obvious thing to do, as you probably realise, is see some sort of doctor. They give you drugs and the like, and are supposed to help. But a fair few don’t like doctors, for various reasons. Cold hands? Lack of knowledge? Funny costumes? Whatever. If you don’t like doctors, then you’ll want an alternative. And here it is.
Mother knows best. Fact. Well, my mum knows best. Fact. And if my mum does something, then you’ve just witnessed the best course of action possible. Sorted. Whenever I was ill, my mum would do a few things, guaranteed to make me feel better within a day or two.
First off was the cough syrup, or similar substance. It always tasted of orange or banana. And the banana stuff was disgusting. The orange stuff wasn’t so bad. But, now I’m older, even that which I could depend on isn’t so nice. So what else does one’s mother do to make you feel better? Read on.
Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, can’t go wrong, unless you die. You’ll need:
Once these items are gathered, lie on the sofa in front of the TV (preferably with a blanket and lots of pillows… and a slave…) and enjoy them.
If it doesn’t work, then you did it wrong, and I cannot be help responsible.
And before you ask, Phill, no my mum won’t make you feel better.
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It happens to the best of us. We all get ill. And unless youÂ’re willing to live in a bubble, there isnÂ’t much you can do about it. So assuming no precautions have been taking, and you are bed ridden, youÂ’ll want to do something about it. Being ill sucks, after all. HereÂ’s my guide to getting better. Soon.
The obvious thing to do, as you probably realise, is see some sort of doctor. They give you drugs and the like, and are supposed to help. But a fair few donÂ’t like doctors, for various reasons. Cold hands? Lack of knowledge? Funny costumes? Whatever. If you donÂ’t like doctors, then youÂ’ll want an alternative. And here it is.
Mother knows best. Fact. Well, my mum knows best. Fact. And if my mum does something, then youÂ’ve just witnessed the best course of action possible. Sorted. Whenever I was ill, my mum would do a few things, guaranteed to make me feel better within a day or two.
First off was the cough syrup, or similar substance. It always tasted of orange or banana. And the banana stuff was disgusting. The orange stuff wasnÂ’t so bad. But, now IÂ’m older, even that which I could depend on isnÂ’t so nice. So what else does oneÂ’s mother do to make you feel better? Read on.
Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, canÂ’t go wrong, unless you die. YouÂ’ll need:
Once these items are gathered, lie on the sofa in front of the TV (preferably with a blanket and lots of pillowsÂ… and a slaveÂ…) and enjoy them.
If it doesnÂ’t work, then you did it wrong, and I cannot be help responsible.
And before you ask, Phill, no my mum wonÂ’t make you feel better.
Edited on 2007-11-14 21:15:03 by m8.bezeqint.net
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eltpasdro
It happens to the best of us. We all get ill. And unless youÂ’re willing to live in a bubble, there isnÂ’t much you can do about it. So assuming no precautions have been taking, and you are bed ridden, youÂ’ll want to do something about it. Being ill sucks, after all. HereÂ’s my guide to getting better. Soon.
The obvious thing to do, as you probably realise, is see some sort of doctor. They give you drugs and the like, and are supposed to help. But a fair few donÂ’t like doctors, for various reasons. Cold hands? Lack of knowledge? Funny costumes? Whatever. If you donÂ’t like doctors, then youÂ’ll want an alternative. And here it is.
Mother knows best. Fact. Well, my mum knows best. Fact. And if my mum does something, then youÂ’ve just witnessed the best course of action possible. Sorted. Whenever I was ill, my mum would do a few things, guaranteed to make me feel better within a day or two.
First off was the cough syrup, or similar substance. It always tasted of orange or banana. And the banana stuff was disgusting. The orange stuff wasnÂ’t so bad. But, now IÂ’m older, even that which I could depend on isnÂ’t so nice. So what else does oneÂ’s mother do to make you feel better? Read on.
Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, canÂ’t go wrong, unless you die. YouÂ’ll need:
Once these items are gathered, lie on the sofa in front of the TV (preferably with a blanket and lots of pillowsÂ… and a slaveÂ…) and enjoy them.
If it doesnÂ’t work, then you did it wrong, and I cannot be help responsible.
And before you ask, Phill, no my mum wonÂ’t make you feel better.
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It happens to the best of us. We all get ill. And unless you’re willing to live in a bubble, there isn’t much you can do about it. So assuming no precautions have been taking, and you are bed ridden, you’ll want to do something about it. Being ill sucks, after all. Here’s my guide to getting better. Soon.
The obvious thing to do, as you probably realise, is see some sort of doctor. They give you drugs and the like, and are supposed to help. But a fair few don’t like doctors, for various reasons. Cold hands? Lack of knowledge? Funny costumes? Whatever. If you don’t like doctors, then you’ll want an alternative. And here it is.
Mother knows best. Fact. Well, my mum knows best. Fact. And if my mum does something, then you’ve just witnessed the best course of action possible. Sorted. Whenever I was ill, my mum would do a few things, guaranteed to make me feel better within a day or two.
First off was the cough syrup, or similar substance. It always tasted of orange or banana. And the banana stuff was disgusting. The orange stuff wasn’t so bad. But, now I’m older, even that which I could depend on isn’t so nice. So what else does one’s mother do to make you feel better? Read on.
Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, can’t go wrong, unless you die. You’ll need:
Once these items are gathered, lie on the sofa in front of the TV (preferably with a blanket and lots of pillows… and a slave…) and enjoy them.
If it doesn’t work, then you did it wrong, and I cannot be help responsible.
And before you ask, Phill, no my mum won’t make you feel better.
Edited on 2005-09-30 11:20:29 by FuzzyLogic
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Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, can’t go wrong, unless you die. You’ll need:
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Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, can’t go wrong. You’ll need:
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The Guaranteed Cure To Everything
It happens to the best of us. We all get ill. And unless you’re willing to live in a bubble, there isn’t much you can do about it. So assuming no precautions have been taking, and you are bed ridden, you’ll want to do something about it. Being ill sucks, after all. Here’s my guide to getting better. Soon.
The obvious thing to do, as you probably realise, is see some sort of doctor. They give you drugs and the like, and are supposed to help. But a fair few don’t like doctors, for various reasons. Cold hands? Lack of knowledge? Funny costumes? Whatever. If you don’t like doctors, then you’ll want an alternative. And here it is.
Mother knows best. Fact. Well, my mum knows best. Fact. And if my mum does something, then you’ve just witnessed the best course of action possible. Sorted. Whenever I was ill, my mum would do a few things, guaranteed to make me feel better within a day or two.
First off was the cough syrup, or similar substance. It always tasted of orange or banana. And the banana stuff was disgusting. The orange stuff wasn’t so bad. But, now I’m older, even that which I could depend on isn’t so nice. So what else does one’s mother do to make you feel better? Read on.
Three simple things will make you feel better within, uhm, not long. Think of this shopping list as a sort of elixir of life. This is absolutely fool proof, certain to work, can’t go wrong. You’ll need:
- 1 litre of Lucozade (original)
- One bag of Skittles
- One copy of The Beano
Once these items are gathered, lie on the sofa in front of the TV (preferably with a blanket and lots of pillows… and a slave…) and enjoy them.
Points to remember. The Dandy is NOT a valid substitution for The Beano and it should be read to the sound of an awful daytime chat show. The Skittles must be of the original variety. The television will be more rewarding if cartoons are watched (after the daytime TV, of course). Violent cartoons with cats and mice are proven to work better. Stuffed toys will also help you heal up quicker.
If it doesn’t work, then you did it wrong, and I cannot be help responsible.
And before you ask, Phill, no my mum won’t make you feel better.
-- Poncho