Most recent edit on 2008-03-11 12:54:54 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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Boxes of butterflies minus their wings,
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My bag of dead butterflies minus their wings,
Edited on 2007-11-24 17:38:46 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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Dinosaurs (with which I've always been smitten),
When the French speak,
When the Wasp stings,
Arnie discussing his "Loorning Computer",
Small sticky drinks that taste just like paint stripper,
Making offensive remarks about Maddy,
When the French speak,
When the Wasp stings,
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Dinosaurs (with which I've always been smitten),
When the Welsh speak,
When the Wasp stings,
Arnie discussing his "Loorning Computer",
Small sticky drinks that taste just like paint stripper,
Making offensive remarks about Maddy,
When the Welsh speak,
When the wasp stings,
Edited on 2007-11-18 19:01:53 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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Igors Warped Brain
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Igor's Warped Brain
Edited on 2007-11-18 16:53:11 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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I also post on the VJ Forums∞ once in a while, when the moon turns blood red and hangs heavy in the sky. If I'm lucky, my posts go unnoticed. If I'm unlucky, however, I lose vital scene points and gain the derision of my peers. When this happens I fall back on my secondary hobby of pretending to be a horde of spambots and vandalising this wiki so that I can come to the rescue and undo all the damage they've caused. It's better than sex in some ways, because at least I know it's all being faked, and no one's left sobbing with frustration and disappointment afterwards.
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I also post on the VJ Forums∞ one in a while, when the moon turns blood red and hangs heavy in the sky. If I'm lucky, my posts go unnoticed. If I'm unlucky, however, I lose vital scene points and gain the derision of my peers. When this happens I fall back on my secondary hobby of pretending to be a horde of spambots and vandalising this wiki so that I can come to the rescue and undo all the damage they've caused. It's better than sex in some ways, because at least I know it's all being faked, and no one's left sobbing with frustration and disappointment afterwards.
Edited on 2007-11-18 16:52:32 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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Igor's Warped Brain
Edited on 2007-11-18 16:51:56 by IgorsWarpedBrain
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Also, I'm the man who's been doggedly deleting all the captivating spam that's been cropping up on this 'ere wiki. This is because my wife was raped and murdered by a spambot, and ever since that horrible horrible day (I had to do my own washing up and everything) I have done everything in my power to deprive the human race of cheap viagrodene and horny singles who may or may not be in their area (they're not, so you may as well give up. Just go to a bar or something).
I also post on the VJ Forums∞ one in a while, when the moon turns blood red and hangs heavy in the sky. If I'm lucky, my posts go unnoticed. If I'm unlucky, however, I lose vital scene points and gain the derision of my peers. When this happens I fall back on my secondary hobby of pretending to be a horde of spambots and vandalising this wiki so that I can come to the rescue and undo all the damage they've caused. It's better than sex in some ways, because at least I know it's all being faked, and no one's left sobbing with frustration and disappointment afterwards.
I also like walks in the park and films about people doing extraordinary and highly unusual things, like feeling sympathy for others and saving lives without demanding money.
FAVOURITE THINGS
Really tall robots and crispy fried kittens,
Dinosaurs (with which I've always been smitten),
Big jackpot scratch cards that nobody wins,
These are a few of my favourite things.
There are certain phrases and sayings I cherish,
like "Liberatei Tutamei Ex Inferis",
That really cool Balrog from Lord of the Rings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Large scale explosions like firework flashes,
That feeling you get when your ex's car crashes,
Death metal songs that are too hard to sing,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the Welsh speak,
When the Wasp stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad...
Rioting (it brings out my inner looter),
Arnie discussing his "Loorning Computer",
Drawing moustaches on portraits of kings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Small sticky drinks that taste just like paint stripper,
Idolising people like Jack the Ripper,
My bag of dead butterflies minus their wings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
Yelling at strangers I meet "WHO'S YER DADDY?!?",
Making offensive remarks about Maddy,
Gargling TCP 'til my throat stings,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When the Welsh speak,
When the wasp stings,
When I'm feeling saaaad,
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feeeeeeel
soooo baaaaaaaaaaad.
Oldest known version of this page was edited on 2005-09-24 15:05:41 by IgorsWarpedBrain []
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Internet troll and full time pillock.