The voodoojunkie wiki - The day all thought turned to noodles

This here wiki is basically our way to extract your brains slowly over a period of many years. Yes, that's right - we want your brains! Not the physical lump of neurons and gray jelly that quivers barely protected in your fragile human skull - that wouldn't feed a family of four, for a start. No, we're far more interested in the contents of that bundle of electrochemical impulses and stodgy wet gristle - the knowledge!

So please, write us a song, or first words transcribed into a comedic screenplay. Anything! All the way to your social security number and bank account details! Even terrible poetry!


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• List of all pages
• Latest additions to the site
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• The 'Sales' Pitch
• What the hell is going on? I really don't get it.
  

Syndication

• How to get a VJ dropdown box thingy in Firefox
• Links to all VJ RSS feeds

Sections

• BristolBands
• Film reviews section
• Album Reviews section
• FuckYeah
• FuckNo

Links to crazy pages

(Read this, Then add your own links here!)

• Wasps - our not-so-feathered not-so-friends
• Ninjas and why we should love them
• How to use Bit Torrent!
• Doughnut Addiction
• Takeshi Kitano
• Poncho's guide to feeling less ill
• Phil's guide to being right
• Zombies - an I-Spy Guide
• Bob Marley's last lyrics
• Excuse notes for work absences
• Managers
• Evil Organisation
• Holly's Pretentious Futurama Essay
• A Long Long Way by Sebastian Barry - book review by Mam
• How to find folders and folders of MP3s in google

Further Information

• A note to spammers and advertisers