100%BEEF
"You can't beat 100% BEEF"
A fine quote from WillBoyse at Reading 2005.
Originally on the subject of TGI Fridays 100% BEEF burgers, this meaning has been twisted to describe beefy men.
To make things weirder, a 100%BEEF banner (stolen from McDonalds) was found on a neighbouring tent later that night.
Other Reading quotes (if unmarked, Will quotes) include:
"Isn't Ainsley Harriot short and ginger?"
"Cardboard isn't flammable is it? No, see, it's not. Oh wait, yes it is..."
Will: "Fuck, my foot's burning!" Matt: "THEN GET IT OUT OF THE FIRE!!"
"Oh yeah, metal conducts heat."
Andy: "Don't let it write me down" Will: "You can't write that down!!!"
Will: "Does anybody want a cereal bar?" Matt: "SHUT! UP!"
"Batman is a ninja"
"Aren't mangoes, like, peaches or something?
"Right, I'm going to sit around, drink all the booze, and fuck you all...get in line!" - Matt
"Only gays write poetry" - Unknown..Andy?
"Paint is permanent"
"If you were drunk, you'd have fallen into the fire!"
"FINE! BUM ANDY!"
"It's not a quote, it's a fact"
"FUCK!!! I SPILT DRINK ON MY COCK!!"
"I want the internet in my backgarden, it was invented, like, 12 years ago!"
"Put your bra in the freezer before you go to bed, it feels nice. It's true, it's true, it's true!"
"Cardboard isn't flammable is it? No, see, it's not. Oh wait, yes it is..."
Will: "Fuck, my foot's burning!" Matt: "THEN GET IT OUT OF THE FIRE!!"
"Oh yeah, metal conducts heat."
Andy: "Don't let it write me down" Will: "You can't write that down!!!"
Will: "Does anybody want a cereal bar?" Matt: "SHUT! UP!"
"Batman is a ninja"
"Aren't mangoes, like, peaches or something?
"Right, I'm going to sit around, drink all the booze, and fuck you all...get in line!" - Matt
"Only gays write poetry" - Unknown..Andy?
"Paint is permanent"
"If you were drunk, you'd have fallen into the fire!"
"FINE! BUM ANDY!"
"It's not a quote, it's a fact"
"FUCK!!! I SPILT DRINK ON MY COCK!!"
"I want the internet in my backgarden, it was invented, like, 12 years ago!"
"Put your bra in the freezer before you go to bed, it feels nice. It's true, it's true, it's true!"
"I fell in the swamp"
"Spunking on someones car is the dogging equivalent to racism" - Emma
"My mate told me a joke once....I called him a joke.
"We're burning a witch on the heath tomorrow night, bring an emo and an apple" - Emma
"I just put my socks on, thought they were inside out so turned them around and then realised they were the right way 'round to begin with!"
"Spunking on someones car is the dogging equivalent to racism" - Emma
"My mate told me a joke once....I called him a joke.
"We're burning a witch on the heath tomorrow night, bring an emo and an apple" - Emma
"I just put my socks on, thought they were inside out so turned them around and then realised they were the right way 'round to begin with!"
"I had Meatloaf once...he was surprisingly nice"
"I didn't blow him, I ate him"
"Can you hire out part-time midgets for circusses?"
*Eats some fried bread* "Ugh, this is the worst toast ever!"
"Don't touch the fire - it burns"
Matt - "Right I'm going to bed now."
Will - "Where are you going?"
Matt - "TO BEDDD!"
"I didn't put it there...dwarves did."
Will - "You're not, like, very good at pulling are you? it's a bit silly"
Andy - "I'm terrible at it"
"You're taking it out of complexion"
"Fuck you, completely!"
"Fuck you, absolutely!"
"Why would I put my fire in the tent?"
*Eats some fried bread* "Ugh, this is the worst toast ever!"
"Don't touch the fire - it burns"
Matt - "Right I'm going to bed now."
Will - "Where are you going?"
Matt - "TO BEDDD!"
"I didn't put it there...dwarves did."
Will - "You're not, like, very good at pulling are you? it's a bit silly"
Andy - "I'm terrible at it"
"You're taking it out of complexion"
"Fuck you, completely!"
"Fuck you, absolutely!"
"I knew someone from there once...he was a cunt" - Andy whilst unknown man gets angry.
*Whilst watching the pixies playing Debaser during the chorus...* Pixies - "Debaser..." Will - "What's this song called?" Pixies - "Debaser..." Andy and Emma - "DEBASER!!"
"Can you daydream at night?"
"Can you daydream at night?"
Phill is in posession of the notepad with loads more quotes, he needs to type them up/scan them in/make a random quote generator for Will.
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