Tequila

True to popular myth it DOES make you happy... and violent... and drunk.

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it makes me vomit but i love it so.

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Haiku Lou's racist booze ranking: 8

Tequila is nice,
stinking filthy Mexicans
certainly are not

I give it eight marks,
with a special bonus point
for causing vomit

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Also see:
Alcohol, FuckYeah, HangoverCures